Anonymous asked: Oh gosh. Here goes nothing. Hey there Ian, I just found your blog and just wow. I'm Asian actually, 163cm ish, 105 pounds and I wanted to know if you'd be interested in fucking me. You'd be so much better than the hairbrush handle I was toying with, and I haven't had sex in 6 months so I'm tighter than usual.. (;
Get off anon right now.